I made the mistake of watching that horrible movie. The bunny was innocent!!!!!!!
I think I pooped "extra" because of that.
The big house-ape doesn't like me. I've tried to assert my authority in the world and he only seems to put me back in the cage.
I've been fed, let out, given a partially-shredded cardboard roll but my litter box and blanket need sorting out. Especially after that movie...
The chimp has a special guest over today and tonight. They've played with me for a bit and then put me back in the cage.
I have still yet to demonstrate my awesome bunny-speed turning powers to the house-ape. I don't care if he doesn't care.
Tonight I'm going to make a break and try to get outside. Someone said that there were wild rabbits roaming about out there and I might be able to impress these urban/rural chicas with some downtown suave bunny awesomeness!
*shudder*
That movie still haunts me.
That woman in the movie didn't demonstrate what we bunnies refer to as "crazy ears". No way to tell what goes on in the heads of these house apes.
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Zeus out.
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