Okay - the house-apes were okay to me - the smaller chimp let me out of the cage for a bit so I could explore. They seemed surprised that I dropped a few "bunny treats". Where else am I going to put them?
The house-apes returned and put me in the cage again. It's okay - they seemed to keep saying my slave name. Sigh. What is a bunny to do?
I ate some more hay, drank some more water and pooped. Yay.
I didn't get any further with the Tinder install on the laptop - turns out that I need to put it on a phone or something. Okay - so I googled "hot bunny action" and OMG!!! There are some things a bunny's eyes cannot unsee!!!
I quickly closed the laptop lid and jumped back into my cage. If I do it right, I bump my tail into the corner, shaking the lid and bringing it closed. I was almost caught this morning. One of the house-apes gets out of bed earlier than my usual house-apes go to bed. I'll make note of this.
Oh yeah - I was fed, brushed, allowed to roam free for a while, given a treat, and I pooped on the floor somewhere. Perhaps I'll let my readers know where, or I'll let them discover the surprise later.
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