First post...

It's the first posting that I've been able to get to since the new house-apes have left.

Yes - I hacked monosodiumglutamate's account and now I'm updating what's going on.

This morning was strange and bewildering for this bunny.

I was rudely interrupted from my nocturnal adventures only to be caged, handed over to this other house-ape and then tossed into the back seat of some ground vehicle.  It's the 21st century, haven't these house-apes figured out how to build flying cars in the least?

The house-ape kept using my slave-name "Zeus" and eventually put me in a new building.  He attempted to pacify me with lettuce.  It worked.  I'm a bunny with simple tastes and I can be bought: for the right price.

There was another house-ape but she wasn't a "cat" like the one that I was used to - she's a "Kat".  They won't fool me.

I have water, hay, a place to poop that's free from predators and it's warm.

Now if I can figure out how to get Tinder working on this laptop, I'll see if I can't get some action coming my way...